Hello friends,

My name is Karim (not KAREEM) and I’m a professional copywriter by day, freelance writer by night, gamer by trade, and literally the worst…every minute of every hour. Self-deprecation aside, I want to welcome you to my little hovel on the internet that’s a bit more than a blog. It’s an open forum for all things relationship. Whatever gets you going, I got you fam.

Come, stay a while and listen to relationship ramblings of a man that’s terminal velocity to 30.

Join me on this journey of self-deprecation, not-so-fun epiphanies, and untimely realizations regarding the one thing we all can’t live without.

Help me, help you, help us all deal with this existential dread simulator we call “life.”

Feel free to send me some hate mail below. Make it good.